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Jessie:That was before I was in charge of her. Taylor:Me too. Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. They all scream something along the lines of 'ow') Sorry kidscould of been worse, that tuna could've been canned! Since when do I bring fake giant animals into the pet house? (grunts and looks up) Is anything growing? (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). In fact, that's it! She complimented my latrines. Any suggestions? Jessie :I had nothing to work with! (All the children scream 'me', while Morgan pulls out a lightsaber, and swings it), Morgan: Of course not, it's just a prop(Swings it, and the chair beside him is cut in half. Where his dimples are at 3:00 and 9:00. (drags Luke to a chair). Jessie:Oh,Toby,I love it when you howl with passion. Zuri:I'm already eating dinner with my friend, Milly the Mermaid! Morgan: You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. In India, we just had one kind- melted. Jessie:I know,and they're lovely,it's just that you have a slight flea problem. Jessie comes in.). Emma: I guess that's a no. The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. No! (To Bertram) Do we have a hole? A little girl's happiness is at stake! Wasp mascot humor. Zuri:Really? Jessie:What? Kick,turn,sting. I have to make you look 2 years younger! (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). (The children laugh.) Emma: Hi! We only have(checks watch)10 minutes until the bus comes. Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! Jessie:(pats Bertram's shoulder)Thanks,Bertram. Emma:Jessie,you're an amazingly talented person! Jessie:How are we going to get away from those evil spies who want to blow up the world,even though it means their death as well? (pushes Ravi away)Where's Zuri? Jessie: Alright, someone needs some alone time (Cab driver takes a violent turn and Jessie is jerked around in the backseat). Mrs.Harris:Who are you talking about? You may have charisma,but I was born to look goofy in public! Luke:What's to know? This is the most important scene in the movie! Besides,I don't have anything to wear! (Pulls Jessie away from the set), (Scene changes to the school where Emma's science fair is hosted.). Jessie: I told you I wouldn't do that anymore after I had to play George Washington in your school's history pageant. Tony:Awkward-schmawkward,this thing's a hit! Zuri,Jessie,Mrs.Harris,Taylor and Sgt.Harris:Yeah!(chuckle). Jessie:Well,your plan will never work! Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) (puts her phone down), (Zuri is hula hooping while Jessie repeats what Zuri is doing but fails. Taylor:This was a game? Emma:We just got text reminders! (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). Christina: And, we realized that being there for you is really more important than any job. They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! (Jessie looks to a poker-faced Mr. What this movie needs is some real action,and a new leading man. If we pass by a kid looking for his lunch money,keep walking. Free Monologues For Kids and Teens Disney Monologues. She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. Jessie:Just think back to how in love we were at this incredibly sweet,romantic moment. (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri come back to penthouse with the bags in the elevator), (Bertram and Jessie wake up,and scream and stand up). Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Emma,you're the School Spirit Coordinator! Zuri: I cannot tell a lieyour performance stunk! Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. Emma:All right, Walden! Luke: (walks in from the TV room) Almost. Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? By the way,nailed it!(laughs). I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. I placed the order like 30 times! Tony:That's actually pain,you're standing on my paw. Jessie:I said,nothing can ruin this perfect moment. You'll be late for school! Jessie:Well,I thought it was awkward for you playing my boyfriend. Zuri Ross, that's it. Zuri:I don't know who this Zuni character is,but I find the scene where she happily finishes her homework totally unbelievable.(nods). Christina: Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, a universal blood donor- which could come in handy with our kids-AND, you have a squeaky-clean record! Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? We need to shoot the scene where Chantal meets Toby. No matter what. Jessie:(yells)That's it! Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. Zuri:How 'bout people stop cooking my work? Luke:Then you're going to hate the sequel! (sighs)Sorry,Jessie,Chantal,whoever you are. Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! Zuri:And speaking of great armssurprise! She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . (Mr. Kipling swipes at Jessie's ice cream and it drops to the floor in front of him). We only have 29 minutes! Bertram is dusting the piano. Release! These hips aren't as young as they used to be. The whole Ross family and Jessie are there.). Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! She's like a mini-me! Jessie:Really? the levels are totes lame,mostly lame,getting warm,hot,and blazing. Jessie: Oh, thank you sweetie(Laughs awkwardly) thats just my slingshot! Jessie: That was rude! I'm making it! Oh, don't look at my project; I want it to be a total surprise for tomorow! Jessie "The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling" Season 1 Number 26 Episode information Production code 125 Written by Pamela Eells O'Connell Directed by Eric Dean Seaton Original airdate September 7, 2012 Source " The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling " is the twenty-sixth episode of Season One of the sitcom Jessie. Zuri:Please just hear me out! Ravi:Perhaps dressing up like a giant wasp and cheering for our sports team will be my ticket to popularity. (Jessie opens the door) Ready for our date? (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? Now,get into position and no more biting! ), Jessie: (Screams) Gross! When Mr. Kipling is alone, he gets scared. Jessie:Hey! Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. Jessie:Everyone! Jessie:Thought so. I lost four kids in two hours- that's gotta be some kind of record! If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. Remember out trip to the Pittsburgh Powertool Festival? Jessie:That was not the reaction I expected. Provider There are no TV Airings. Do you kids fight like this in front of your parents? (The film begins in outer space. Ravi:Jessie,I cannot recreate my plaster mask of Mrs.Kipling! Tony:I haven't seen you at any of the pack meetings. Meanwhile, Luke (Cameron Boyce) and Zuri (Skai Jackson) prank call people in Jordan's phone! 'Cause I got some leaves to collect! Luke makes her uncomfortable. Emma:Yeah,we never thought you could pull it off. (Zuri is on the phone with Michelle Obama). The judges discuss this. (walks away). How does your grandmother sleep through that? ), (Scene changes to in the hallway with the children's and Jessie's bedrooms. That force is gravy. (runs and leaves the scene). Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! Luke:Hey,uh,did you ever find the answer to that question I asked you about? It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. (shakes spatula). Do it! (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands) Jessie: (grunts) -Okay, okay!- Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! Man: Alright, extras come over here and act dead! (Luke puts his head back to the top of the costume). You are a horrible student! I just wish Angelina Jolie would kill that stupid space squid! Jessie:OK,I can't tell you how many different ways that makes me nauseous. How did you wake up on the base every morning? Just cut! The Incredibles/Transcript. Jessie: (gasps) I loved the original Galactapus! Mr. Kipling, you already had your dessert! Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. (to Jessie)So you must be Zuri's nanny. Jessie:That's for the comments on my script. 12. (He grabs on to Emma, Emma screams. Jessie:Oh,you just follow the notes on the screen and play a patriotic song. (pulls mask with spatula,grunts), Bertram:Hey,hey,wait! You look like a freckly little mannequin! OK,all right,elevator,people! (scene changes to park,bus leaves in 21:30). Taylor:With my Blake Shelton alarm clock. (Winks at Jessie. Zuri:My project! He slept through the whole thing. Jessie:So,I signed up for a short film competition called Quick Flicks. A blue comet speeds towards Planet Z. Jessie: (to Zuri)well, if Milly can flop down stairs, she is welcome to eat with us. That's what we call bathrooms. Emma:Yeah,who do you think zips him into his costume? (runs away). You're such a procrastinator! (Jessie and Tony kneel down at the same time). Coach Penny:Whatever keeps him off the playing fields. Michelle:Oh,if I told you that,it wouldn't be called the Secret Service. Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. Just in case you run into Ben Affleck at a state dinner. Ravi:And yet,the concept of bathing eludes you. It's the only thing I've done today without messing it up. Muggers? It's "Love". There's nothing I can wear that goes with both those looks! (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! Hey,Dean! Jessie:Oh,thanks,Emma,but I want to wear the exact outfit I had on when I went on my first date with Tony. Only Christina and Jessie are there.). Coach Penny:The crowd is on fire! (walks to the elevator), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Luke:Why does Ravi get to do it? This was a designer dress! My dad taught me! You are old enough to get up,pick out your clothes,do your homework and not rip off your brother's eyebrows without me having to yell at you! Jessie: Then I can't relate. disney jessie transcripts. Michelle:No,no,it's not you,it's Sunny! Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. (Mr. Kipling leaves the kitchen.) previous scientific theory- is Emma Ross! Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. Jessie: Bertram, I have some very exciting news! Bertram: Well, I'm just glad you finally got-, Bertram: A big roll! That force is gravy. If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! No! You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Luke: (runs in, apparently was spying) Mom! (blows whistle). Ravi:At leat you do not have to keep peering through this camera for hours! Please don't let anymore of his face be missing! Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Jessie:It's called "Acting"! (thinking) I was waving at an ex-boyfriend. You see,both the President and I know how much you and all of out military children do for our country. Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Tony: Too bad you can't fly a helicopter Jessie: Yeah! (smiles). Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. . I promised Christina I would do a better job of getting the kids to school on time. (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! You just left! Spoiler alert,the nanny did it! This relationship is over! Jessie/Transcript < G.I. Tony,for the 10th time,the line is "A full moon". Jessie: Wha, did you stay up all night watching movies again? Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. (applause-o-meter between getting warm/hot), (Ravi takes off the head costume and takes out the stinger). blockbuster store still open near haarlem. And I do not have the time. Luke:Eh. Jessie:You'll get through this. Emma:OK,but no wonder your relationship didn't work out! Jessie:Yes,but also he can be your model! (walks with Bertram), (scene changes to penthouse living room,bus leaves in 21:05). It's Mom and Dad! Don't you have other things to do? Luke:She is not putting make-up on me! Nice velociraptor(Screams, while going through tubes to escape Mr. Kipling) Help! (Tony runs away while holding ripped pants). They both seem fine,and it's not like you're going to marry either of these guys! speed set mortar working time of thinset; best choice products jeep parts; zulu social aid and pleasure club posters Emma: (to Jessie) Zuri has imaginary friends. (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. I thought we were being punished! Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? Jessie:OK,you can be in it if you can tell me just one of your lines. (about to kiss)(cringes). Austin: Well, now I'm a little nervous. Michelle:Are you making your big,sad eyes? Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! Ravi! Jessie:OK,I'm still a little blinded from the beautiful,shiny baby,but it looks you're playing tug-of-war with Luke! She won't take my calls anymore. Remain perfectly still and please remember,skin grows back. Pretzels with hot mustard,turkey schnitzel,and sauerkraut balls. Jessie: Kids,hurry up! (points to Tony). Jessie:Zuri,you are also in charge of set design. OK,can we finally get the first shot! (scene starts in the penthouse living room). Transcripts - Forever Dreaming. Ravi:I am a wasp. Jessie: You turned in a photo of a pimple on Bertram's back! (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. The Disney movie catalog is a prime source to mine for monologues you can put your own spin on. Do it! (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. (about to kiss Tony hard), Tony:I'm sorry,Jessie,you'll just have to finish your movie without me. (To Christina) That extra broke my tentacle. (walks up the stairs)If you need me,I'll be upstairs,trying not to hurt your sister. "Alright class, your assignment over the week is to write to a pen pal to someone from another town. Romancing the Crone 13. "Jessie was an integral part of our production team during her time at . It stands for "Pointless Exercise". That would greatly increase my odds of winning! (Dusts a picture frame). The kid who gets winded just changing into gym clothes. Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? Luke:Jessie,we know you're upset,but you can't just sit around and drown your sorrows in fro-yo. Michelle:Wow,this must really be important. Bertram: (Sarcastically) No, they're sheep farmers. dialogue coach (39 episodes, 2014-2015) Peter Szilagyi . Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. Ravi:Princess,I am so touched by your love,I shall undo the spell I cast upon him. They are, believe me. Coach Penny:(amazed)Outstanding! Emma:I still haven't decided who to go out with! Mrs.Harris:I am. (ZURI closes the door and drags JESSIE to the next house with RAVI) ZURI- Jessie, you need to calm down!!! (yells suddenly)Hurry up! (to Jessie) The first step is admitting you have a problem. (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. (The scene changes to inside Ravi's bedroom. The pharmacy chain assured 20 GOP attorneys it will hold off on dispensing pills (points to her ear)(walks). Jessie:It was the first Christmas without Dad. I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Jessie:Aw(hugs Taylor)good for you. And by the way,my birthday is next month. (walks away). Get it? Look, (referring to Emma's solar system project) It's like these planets! Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. (Grabs Jessies hand and Jessie grabs her purse.). Luke:(gasps,throws gear)Me! Emma:I don't know why he's so cranky! But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! Luke:(runs to stage excitedly)Coach Penny! Practice is at my place. Zuri: (takes one of Jessies bras)and Im guessing this is yours? Sort of. I think they might have run away because they hate you. The bus is going to be here any second! Bertram:(serves a cup)One frittata smoothie. (Stops at the stairs) And to think, you coulda had all this! (stops hugging) And I love you more than O-positive. Get more losers out here! Jessie:And you can invite anyone you want. (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). (wipes off blood). Films Transcripts. (rubs legs) Back in a minute! Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you! Jessie:Where's a silver bullet when you need one? And if it makes you feel better, I was pretending you were James Franco the whole time. Jessie: Morgan! Jessie:Thank you,guys. Bertram:If we leave now, they may not notice for at least a month. Luke:I'm not going to overreact,I'm going to panic! Jessie:Zuri,this is how you were dressed when we met! Haven't you guys ever wondered why you have revolving nannies? ), Jessie: (Whispering) I'm so sorry- it's my fault, Judge:And the winner- for her brilliant demonstration that Pluto is no longer considered a planet, thus discussing (?) Emma: How can I pick an outfit when I haven't picked a date? I'll come up with something. Luke:I borrowed Zuri's marker. It was weird for me,too. Jessie:When do you stand? Zuri: Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. Can I date the new nanny?! Free shipping for many products! Taylor:Ohthat's nice,but I really don't want you to go to any trouble. Jessie:Well,that's just rude! Zuri:Actually,it's a real bull. Ooh,do I have enough glitter? I Think? Zuri: Thank you, but she won't do that. Jessie:(spits out food,gagging)(to Tony)OK. Do you know what you have to do? . Zuri: This is Jessie. Am I clear? We're gonna have games,and decorations,and Bertram's gonna make a huge cake. Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. The children are laughing.). (Ross children plus Jessie shout with delight), (Zuri pulls Jessie to the couch, and stands on top of it.). Jessie:You may not be the most motivated 4th grader,but you're going to make one heck of a lawyer! Emma:This is more important than marriage! Jessie: I can't lose all of the kids on my first day! Are they in here, or(the man closes and locks the door. "Jessie" aired on Disney Channel from 2011 to 2015. (bus leaves in 7:35,Jessie runs to the balcony), Luke:(pants after looking in the mirror)Look what she did to me! Jessie:You've had 3 husbands? Zuri's New Old Friend 7. Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? On the bright side,at least your outfit matches the teacup! Michael's a preppy,but Blake's a leather jacket kind of guy! Jessie:And Luke's going to school in his pajamas. Bertram:Your misery is even better in (deep voice)slo-mo! Zuri:Your last job was as a hot dog. Is there going to be some imaginary monster behind the door? Do it! June 29, 2022 Posted in&nbspkawasaki monster energy jersey. They wave at Emma, Emma waves at them, and Jessie waves at Emma. Thank you for including me in your glamorous world of show business. So was my dad! The title comes up: Toy Story 2. I never thought I'd say this to a kid,butwould you like to stay for dinner? I found an app that takes pictures of two people and created a rendering of what their future kids might look like! It was just awkward playing romantic scenes with my ex,you know? And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. Zuri: And then she said, (screams, Jessie laughs). (chuckles) Will now compete to be Waldorf the Walden Wasp! 825 Topics 825 Posts Last post 05x24 - Jailbreak. Zombie Tea Party 5 5. Jessie: Because, the zipper got stuck and then the bus driver said he wouldn't let me on because food is not allowed. Please only add pages that pertain to this category. Jessie: Help! And made them big and confusing! Jessie:Luke,give back the mask,you're late! You're all eating my homework! Luke:Oh,now I see why they call it a "Boom".(chuckles). My friend is always like, "Why are you asking me this? Jessie:But you guys seemed so supportive! It's adorable. Zuri:Yeah,it'll be a country music birthday blowout! (Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition), (Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch). Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Bertram:It's not the movie,I just wasted 20 bucks on an "At Least You Tried" card! (closes door), Jessie:You're just staying after school for a carnival! Mimes? Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. Zuri:There's gotta be something you can do! (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Emma:(runs with a sparkly item)Jessie,I have some choices for your clothes for the next scene! Why does everything happen to me? Taylor:Oh,she'll sleep through anything. Emma:I'm busy! Ravi:I think I split something doing the splits. The comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Buzz, who opens his jetpack and flies through the canyons. Judge: Well, students- You're all a disgrace and the reason this country is 28th in science! And evil! (Screams, Jessie slides down a tube and slams into a basket. Zuri:Who needs to know geography in the Wild East? Emma:I did exactly what you suggested and made pro and con lists for my two potential dates. Coach Penny:(scoffs) Why does everything at this school always have to be about the students? Jessie:Please. Ravi: I hope Jessie's audition went well. Again! This is much more fun than playing Duck, Duck, Mongoose! Taylor:Thanks! Ravi: My art class project is complete,and,as usual,I am ready! Zuri is on the steps.) Just keep 'em. Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"!